by lil nothing September 9, 2019

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!
-Hetalia.
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!
-Hetalia.
by no one important. September 4, 2012

Gary: Hey Chris, are we hosting next week's party at your house?
Chris: No way, that won't fit in my oven
Chris: No way, that won't fit in my oven
by Tsinghua December 28, 2011

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"
Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
by teeny peeny September 1, 2009

At my bachelor party, all the guys thought it was funny to give the limo driver a rich man's dutch oven.
by just just kidding January 17, 2011
