Garlic Smelling Dutch Oven

Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!

-Hetalia.
by no one important. September 04, 2012
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That won't fit in my oven

Where a person acknowledges some task or achievement as impossible or unattainable.
Gary: Hey Chris, are we hosting next week's party at your house?
Chris: No way, that won't fit in my oven
by Tsinghua December 26, 2011
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A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.
Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
by bblack1220 October 30, 2009
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Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
by Dirk Longfellow June 13, 2006
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Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.
by teeny peeny September 01, 2009
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rich man's dutch oven

when one sticks ones buttocks in the limo cab, farts and then rolls up the privacy screen.
At my bachelor party, all the guys thought it was funny to give the limo driver a rich man's dutch oven.
by just just kidding January 17, 2011
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