I'm a J

I'm a rockstar; i get high and fucked up all the time; I'm geeked up

1. Lil Jon is a J 2. "Damn Bobby why do you role everytime we fuck?" "I'm a J babe"

by Matt Silvestri January 29, 2008

I'm Afraid

What you say ironically in almost any situation that youre slightly uncomfterble with, confused about, or losing focus in.

Accompanied with eyes like O_O, and 1/4 tsp of Sarcasm.

When the edges of your brain are fraying with the feeling of scurredd you spell it Afrayd.

Girl 1: "yayy let's order curly fries"
Boy 1: "Aww, daing main! yumyums"
Girl 2: "I'm Afraid O_O"
Girl 1: "okays bape"

by chocolatesauceee June 20, 2011

I'm LeBron

Pick-up line I witnessed Lebron James himself use on one of my female co-workers at Summit Mall in Akron, Ohio. Apperantly, the fact that "he's LeBron" makes him immediately fuckable. What a tool.

Tool. LeBron James is a tool.

by Fred Durst is King Tool October 7, 2003

I'm on one

Being on a drug that makes you feel on top of the world. Your mental capacity is greater than normal. You will be psychologically inclined with theories.

I will be traveling around the world so you bet i'm on one.

by Someone Great November 13, 2011

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

Trying to let someone thing you're "not sayin'", when, in fact, you most certainly ARE "sayin'".

Trying to make it seem like you are not saying anything unkind or questionable, but then admitting that you are. It happens so fast, no one will be the wiser...

Beezus : Does this pair of jeggings make my ass look enormous ?
Ramona: Well, maybe a little.

Beezus : Dang - for reals ?
Ramona: Hey, I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'

by TrudyS August 3, 2010

I'm on ya

I get it, I understand.

Submitted "You on me" in 2017 and as it caught on, "I'm on ya" is a standard response. Had to make it official!

Dude, do you get what I'm sayin'? Oh yea, I'm on ya!

by Signguy2 July 6, 2018

I'm kept

Up to date; I got it. ; I gotchu;

"Hey did you hear that new song?" "Yeah bro I'm kept"

"Hey the part will start at ten ok?" "Sure man, I'm kept"

by Pizzalynx2020 October 10, 2016