by chickenboy January 10, 2018
by Niklaus1989 July 17, 2016
by Konali July 27, 2023
A girl who only dates Hoopers, and tends to go from one to the other depending on how many offers one is getting compared to the other.
Jake: Did you hear Kendal left AJ for Jacob?
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
Michael: Nah bro. was it because Jacob’s getting more offers?
Jake: Yeah bro. She a hooper hog for sure.
by mikethehooper17 May 23, 2022
by dom chu February 09, 2018
Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!
by iughlokj April 16, 2018
An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.
by Pass the bavoisier April 03, 2022