Situationship

You have feelings for someone, but you also feel so much contempt for them that you refuse to be on an official relationship

After that guy gave you a cubic zirconia and pretended it was a diamond you broke up with him. Now you are living together as friends, having a situationship

by ATRIUM January 1, 2024

situationship

situationship means when you're twitter mutuals with someone

Did you know yan and beastzai are in a situationship?

by beastzaied January 6, 2024

situational loser

When someone is what is traditionally understood as a loser, but only in very specific situations. Their loserdom is not consistent throughout their life. The condition oscillates from day to day. They may be a winner in some dimensions, but occasionally loser attributes often emerge when the universe throws the right (wrong) things their way.

Can you believe he didn't go home with that girl? What a situational loser. Great guy otherwise though. Madly respect and love him.

by Jósh January 12, 2024

shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers, an incontinent patient with a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

shituation

For nurses CNAs (nurse's assistants) and other health care workers - a situation in which a patient is incontinent of a very messy bowel movement, likely in their diaper, and sometime all over the bed linens; requiring great efforts and stamina to carefully, respectfully, and cheerfully clean and change the patient.

That last patient was a genuine shituation. We needed all hands on deck. I went home and immediately took a shower in case I got any on me.

by RNSue January 23, 2024

Shituation

The definition of a shituation is a situation that’s so shit that’s extremely hard to handle therefore called…….a SHITUATION!! 🤷🏼 ♀️

I use it atleast every week or every other week ……what a shituation that was…. 🤷🏼 ♀️😂💩

by anonymous November 12, 2023

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.

Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023