horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.

Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018

Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 5, 2019

Grenade Smash

A word used by and idiot that doesn't know what Grenade Spam is.

I just Grenade Smashed him.

by Lime_Frog October 30, 2011

Grenade

A weapon of mass libido destruction in social terms. Still a wepski worthy of your respect but will probably mean your ultimate sex drive demise if you are not an army veteran who can inspire respect from the most ridiculously violent and aggressive and adversarial attacks that leaves you hacked and bugged like you watch porn but you don’t.

Furk that grenade just ripped me a new one cos , feels like hulks Mrs demanded her own show and he’s settling down while she attacks any dude with safe search disabled on google chrome.

by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.

“Dude, last night was wild—I didn’t even realize I dropped a cum grenade until I pulled the wrapper out and it was bone dry.”

by Say when July 20, 2025

Semen Grenade

The term “semen granade” is used to describe a waterbaloon filled with used condoms and hose water. Upon impact the outer layer will burst releasing the semen and hose water mixture upon its unfortunate victims.

Poor Sean, he was the victim of a violent “Semen Grenade” attack last week. He hasn’t recovered since…

by anonymous July 24, 2023