Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

by mung_bean January 21, 2016

Fan Girlfriend

(Adjective) a word to describe a female that pretends to be obsessed or involved in the same interests, music, fandoms, etc. as her boyfriend/girlfriend to feel accepted by said partner.

Did you hear carol has been listening to country music and wearing camouflage and cowboy boots everywhere?
Seems to me like she became a fan girlfriend for her country boyfriend.

by Lavendear July 11, 2016

girlfriend neglecter

When your boyfriend won't show you any attention because he's more focused on his games.

You are a girlfriend neglecter

by QueenBumbatic May 12, 2023

Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.

She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.

by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023

girlfriend behavior

When someone bobs their head to music like Girlfriend from Friday Night Funkin’.

Person A: *bobbing their head to music*
Person B: That’s peak girlfriend behavior right there.

by coaiedehara September 30, 2021

Loving Girlfriend

Heaven on earth

Guy 1: I have a loving girlfriend

Guy 2: that’s nice mine can’t stop cheating

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022

girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.

Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.

by fredyo April 18, 2017