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professional girlfriend

a lame bitch who goes from boyfriend to boyfriend with out any period of being single and is in a relationship after 1 date. they date for like 3 years at a time and forget all about their friends as soon as they start dating someone.
"katie is such a professional girlfriend, she dated colton for 4 years and then started dating sean the day they broke up. has she ever been single?"
by wes dobies December 1, 2009
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Buzz your girlfriend!

To tell a man their girlfriend is fucking ugly in a dumbass
way in man language.
Guy1- Buzz your girlfriend!
Guy2- Man! I was drunk that night. Everything was pretty.
by yourmomsucksweiner December 9, 2009
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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.
Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
by Bbro3 July 25, 2009
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gillflirted

To gill-flirt... When a female human take a horse cock that is to big and ruptures.
That lady in that porn with that horse was gillflirted and had to go to the hospital
by mailmany November 10, 2009
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Freaky girlfriend

A very sexually open minded girlfriend who fucks other men for fun with full permission off the boyfriend. It turns both her and the boyfriend on that other men use her for their satisfaction .

She might meet other guys on nights out randomly or prearranged via messages through social media. It is now more common for the Freaky girlfriend to chat on internet groups / chatrooms etc to arrange meets for her to be used. This usually leads to regulars who chat to her through message apps such as Kik, she then can show her boyfriend the naughty conversations and pics she has been sending, intensifying sexual excitement.

When meeting other guys no emotion is involved and she enjoys being used hard and fast, including hard deepthroating.
As she fucks her boyfriend she will tell him in detail how she has been used and may show a few photos/videos from the event.

The relationship with a freaky girlfriend is intense, exciting with a huge amount of trust and making the couple closer.
I picked her up the other night, throat fucked her and used her pussy hard. She's got a boyfriend, she's such a freaky girlfriend.
by Knwyrstuff December 1, 2018
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internet girlfriend

A girlfriend that a person has. The majority of interaction is done over the internet, usually on MSN messenger.

See also internet boyfriend
Hey Matt! Guess what? Ang is my new internet girlfriend, and we are gonna do it, on the internet.
by Sheldon January 27, 2004
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gilflurted

That Smith kid got himself gilflurted last week. They said the fire dept couldn't find his nutsack or left eye in the wreckage.
by Randy Bates January 5, 2008
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