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time clown

When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
by webgoat August 14, 2012
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time dyslexic

Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.

def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."

Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
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Peruvian Time

You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.
by stef*nix December 8, 2018
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biscuit time

Man say! Its 12:00 p.m on a muthafuckin sunday hoe its Biscuit time! We out! Im tryna be outta' deree. (The time to get fucked up off your drug of choice, but usually a term meant to start drinking.
by Swxxt.t539bxtch May 21, 2017
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Time to Shine

Your time to prove/show off, or just use your particular skill/talent. Your time to excel at something.
See also: shine time
Hey, they're hiring a new singer. Looks like it's your time to shine!
It's my time to shine.
by PrinceyPru April 14, 2020
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Rentin' time

"Rentin' Time": a soul's odyssey through solitude, seeking rented companionship to compose fleeting yet resonant moments of shared existence. Vulnerability and empowerment entwine in this intricate ballet of connection.
Average Joe: "How's life been treating you?"
Average Renter: "Eh, not too shabby, but I think it's been slowly creeping into 'rentin' time' territory, you know?
by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023
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Rychard Time

When someone Shits or is about to go into Sexual intercourse.
"Baby Girl I think it's Rychard Time!"
by Tastyasparagus February 24, 2020
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