Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

the flying gargoyle

when a girl is fucked in the pussy and ass, while giving a blowjob and using her hands to jerk two guys off.

The entire starting line up on the high school basketball team gave the head cheerleader the flying gargoyle.

by smitty werbermanjensan August 25, 2011

Fly-away

A passive aggressive way of saying ‘get the fuck out of my way’. It is used to not swear but be intimate. It’s origins are from Nigeria but the phrase has slowly drifted to English boarding.

‘Fly-away if you don’t want to get hurt’

by kurumlu18 March 26, 2020

Nigger fly

A fly that is annoying, loud, and keeps dodging the swatter.

I finally killed that shit eating nigger fly.

by entity2501 October 5, 2021

flys eyes

when your getting head and you rest your balls on the bridge of the girls nose.

Teddy-"yeah suger pie that feels great, now lets see some flys eyes"

Janis-"oh yeah Teddy bear put them on my nose"

by johnny jerkmeoff April 28, 2006

flying fuck

Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".

"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"

by AbnormalBoy March 30, 2004

bar fly

A bar fly is a sleezy woman that hangs out at bars with no other intent but to hook up with a man for the night. Bar flies normally leave a wet stain or mark on bar stools. They are disgusting whores.

einZtein went out bar hopping to find himself a bar fly to have sex with

by sid hoff-frenchmen November 13, 2004