The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."
"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"
"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."
"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."
by Snarky48 June 18, 2013
When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.
by nealisms November 04, 2011
by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020
noun -
1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia
2: A white chick with very small tits*
Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.
1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia
2: A white chick with very small tits*
Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.
1: G-day, Mate! You wanna Flat White?
2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?
Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.
2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?
Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.
2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?
Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.
2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?
Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.
by definecancer57 April 14, 2016
while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
by stokesdawgkillah April 09, 2010
A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.
Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
by Magesh October 19, 2012
The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.
Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.
by YAWA February 19, 2018