Flaming Monkeys

A rare breed of monkey that is born on fire. They live for 15 minutes; in which time they live fulfilled lives (get degrees, have children...And on occasion, rewrite the collective works of Shakespeare). Always found in large groups.
They make excellent lobby groups.
Often found when induced chemically.

oh my god, its the flaming monkeys, they burn, they burn! they burn so good!
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Flaming Monkeys for Congress. Vote Crisp'n' Today.

by zZah May 25, 2003

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flaming earl

when someone dumps pure alc. on a dildo and shoves it up there ass.

Peter gave himself a flaming earl.

by shanksta March 22, 2005

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Flaming Homosexuals

Any of the Jonas Brothers Any member of the band the Jonas Brothers. You can always tell a Jonas Brother by their rings and their air of douche baggery.

The Jonas Brothers are Flaming Homosexuals.

by Monkeytronchris December 26, 2009

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Calgary Flames

An Alberta hockey team full of self imporant douchebags that jump the queue for flu shots ahead of those that may really need them.

"Did you see that disgraceful bunch of fags play last night?"

Yeah that was the "Calgary Flames. They are truly a bunch of queers."

by Fancy gentleman 23 November 5, 2009

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Internet Flaming

Posting insults over the internet intended to disrupt the general tranquility of the receiver of the said insult.

Has been related to the special Olympics; Even if you win the race, you're still retarded.

Poster 1: "Ha I like cheese."
Poster 2: "Your Mom likes cheese."
Poster 1: "Hey leave my Mom out of this, she's cool."
Poster 2: "Yeah she was way cool last night with my cum all over her face."
Poster 1: "Hey fuck you man, you're a complete moron with no life. You will go nowhere and it's people like you that make the internet suck." <--- INTERNET FLAMING
Poster 2: "ur mom"

by COrider February 15, 2009

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