fuzzy whats it

A pussy. An especially hairy one!

Amy said "I need to go shave my fuzzy whats it!"

by K-Fay January 21, 2008

fuzzy chicken

A fuzzy chicken is the nickname to an overly hairy pet cat.

"Oh look at Snoopy, she's such a fuzzy chicken!"

by Khaymanbb April 10, 2009

fuzzy buns

when a man, hopefully not a woman, has an ass that resembles chewbaccas cousins fighting over a milk dud

jon: dude, have you seen matt's fuzzy buns?

dan: unfortunately yes... they could turn on a buffalo.

by BizBison August 9, 2009

Fuzzy Meat Wallet

A derogatory term for the female genetalia (the vagina)

Her fuzzy meat wallet was HUGE!.

or

Today I shaved my fuzzy meat wallet...it is no longer fuzzy...just a meat wallet.

by DredStudnt March 25, 2010

Fuzzy Sacks Approved

When a cardboard box of ski and snowboard seasonal rental boots at a ski resort or shop has received a full inspection by a certified boot boxing technician for yearly storage.

Look at all these completedboot boxes in the shop. This box of boots has been "fuzzy sacks approved" and can be taken away to the warehouse. Great job everyone!

by Chairlift Heckler May 15, 2010

fizzy dick

1. A fizzy dick (often 'fizzy fuckin' dick coz alliteration) is when your dick is so hard - not necessarily because you're even aroused - that it actually feels painful, like your dick is a bottle of fizzy lemonade and it's about to burst open from the pressure. The usual cure for a fizzy dick is to open that fucking cap somewhere in private, pronto, and let all the foam spray out to release the pressure. Differs from blue balls in that the discomfort is localised in the trunk rather than the fruits.
2. When someone is getting over-excited about something to the point of it actually being obnoxious/needy, like they're metaphorically getting their fizzy dick out and waving it all around in your face and you're like 'fucking Hell, put it away!!'

"God damn, I have such a fizzy dick over Winona Ryder."
"Holy FUCK, calm your fizzy dick down! We're on our way soon, just give us a minute!"

by Der Kriegenator May 22, 2016

fuzzycuffs

Transvestite stripper who drives a stationwagon, but pretends it's a Subaru. Like hell it is.

see fuzzy

by tsai April 7, 2003