Finger popping your asshole

Take you're sweet time doing something.

*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.

by The feminine product March 11, 2018

Finger lickin good

Finger lickin good is a term used for a woman who is a french fry and is always a new salty taste. It also refers to a food that has multiple names such as: VAGINA, PUSSY, ASS, and also THICC BOOTAY. Finger lickin good can also be represented as a term for somebody who is a fat pig and cant stop eating.

"OOOOOH, Kims ass looks so Finger lickin good right now i might just want a bite!"

by thiccdaddy420 May 18, 2018

Grieg Finger

the index finger used to prevent sneezing (aka sternutation) by placement under the nostrils, above the top lip of the mouth. Most famously seen in Dopey, of the Seven Dwarfs. Also used by the Jupiter Group at Westerlin in their attempts to reach Jupiter by the year 3000.

I was about to sneeze all over "Slightly Off Center: Selected Works of Otto Von Grieg," when I remembered the Grieg Finger, and all was saved. I got the nostril thrill!

by Wellman Gorgonzole March 8, 2004

Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.

Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.

by Drew11766 September 5, 2008

E-Finger

when a guy is trying to get as far as he can with a girl over a social networking site. the girl tends to be extremely flattering despite him being fugly. for some reason its never going to get further. Usually because the girl has been created by the guys friends for kicks

guy 1: connor was e-fingering this girl called Becki on myspace earlier! hes only known her for 1 day as well

guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is

by maharg February 16, 2008

Food finger

When you try to touch someone with oily or greasy hands after eating.

Hey don't try to food finger me, this is a new shirt

by Leonthelion October 25, 2010

gateway finger

When a woman sticks her finger in her significant others ass and it potentially leads to other things going in there.
ex. Stacy kept trying to get that finger in there and i finally let her. Now i spend my free time shoving objects in my ass. That damn gateway finger is a bitch.

Stacy kept trying to put her finger in my ass while we were intimate. One day, in a moment of weakness she got it past my fortress. Now I spend most of my free time shoving objects in there. That damn gateway finger!!

by The Pelz March 13, 2015