A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.
by JRE617 April 29, 2021
Get the ricky evansmug. 
Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.
by Girls Rule!!! December 3, 2017
Get the megan evansmug. by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021
Get the Blue Evansmug. A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.
Player 1: omg this kid is so good!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
by John Wock April 12, 2022
Get the Evan sanmug. by Mousey10 March 26, 2021
Get the lewis evansmug. by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021
Get the Blue Evansmug.