Evan

Tweaker

Oh bro your Evan rn

Evan by LarryLime November 19, 2023

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

Evan by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023

Evan

describe evan in one word; cunt. evan is the worst individual human being you will ever meet, he’s manipulative, he’s a snake, he’s rude, he respects no one and can’t settle for any one girl he just plays atleast two at time. don’t fall for an evan he’ll cheat on you 17 times

evan is a cunt

Evan by canceledbestay November 30, 2023

Evan

a fucking retard who will try to rape you but his penis is too small

Evan: *tries to rape me*
Me: why is there a shrimp in my backside

Evan by ballsweatdrinker October 2, 2024

Evan

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.

Me: oh shit it's Evan
You: yeah

Evan by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.

Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.

Evan by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.

Evan kinda sucks bruh

EVAN by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024