Emotionless 

What robot overlords do to you when they are about to own you, and your planet

Helpless human #1 "Did you see that? Those damn robot overlords went all Emotionless on yo"

Helpless human #2 "and how!"

Emotionless by Dex September 26, 2004

Second hand emotion 

A second hand emotion is when your friend goes through a heart break or something and it upsets you as well as them

I'm sad because my friend lost her cat.
Isn't that second hand emotion?

Yeah because it didn't happen to me but it still upsets me.

Second hand emotion by D.bug January 13, 2016

emotional mush 

The emotional crippling of one's soul through verbal assault.

Tami: I'm a vegetarian.
Allard: You didn't mind Guti's meat in your mouth last night. emotional mush.

emotional mush by doc vance June 24, 2007

emotional Samsonite

An extremely large unit of emotional baggage

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set

emotional Samsonite by Urban Englander June 12, 2009

Emotional Units (EU's) 

Emotional Units: (also known as EU's) aggravation, anger, sadness, or rage as measured in non specific units, or as a measure of personal energy. Shorthand for a problem or issue that is consuming a lot of attention , usually in a relationship.

"I'm not going to spend Emotional Units (EU's) on your ex-boyfriend anymore."

Emotional Units (EU's) by Westlnguy June 20, 2009

Emotion High 

A feeling a person gets when they are so successful with the opposite sex, that the continuously go after the opposite sex, until they hurt a person along the line and crashes into depression afterwards.

Whats wrong with him? He was all happy yesterday...

Oh didn't you know? He had an Emotion high and fucked shit up with his girl friends.

hmmm... What an ass.

Emotion High by Some-depressed-guy May 2, 2010

emotional capitalism 

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.

As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.

emotional capitalism by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010