static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

worthless as an election promise

In view of politicians making promises before an election but invariably breaking them after an election.
Therefore the lowest possible denominator of the value of something can be described in this way.

'Jack's commitment to give up smoking is as worthless as an election promise.'

'Yeah, he won't last a day.'

by MrMagnesium May 14, 2014

electrogasm

also known as an "e-gasm". the term used when one has read a sentence or looked at an image on the computer that has given them an orgasm. this is obviously an exaggeration but it depicts a high sense of a sexual reaction towards what has been "e-gasmed"

1. oh, wow! your comment just gave me an electrogasm!

2. theres this chick that gives people electrogasms, no joke

by MB4shizzle February 22, 2009

electronic

Another word for 'cool'. Used mostly by juvenile 10-13 yearold males in their Blink-182-filled desire to create their own language.

"Dude, like totally look at the I-Pod my mum gave me!"

"Electronic!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

electro

A short for electronic music.

I danced for electro all night.

by SolRobot June 17, 2007

electrocute

If sum1 gotta hairstyle lookin' like he/she's been electrocuted whilst same time it's cute.

If ya wanna 'come more cute, jusdo yaself electrocute.

Dat boy looks so electrocute.

by chipskid May 17, 2010

Electronic gangster

Fake ass bitch who posts definitions of street gangs that they claim to be affiliated with. Often time these gaywods are just wannabes trying to sound cool or just trying to intimidate someone that they can't see over the internet.

Whoa electronic gangster posted a definition of a gang that they claim to be in how fucken gay is that?

by bitchpridegangsta April 6, 2010