When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.
"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.
by Synanimous June 8, 2015
Get the Sleepless-drunk mug.The act of getting so ridiculously drunk that your friends will recount your antics for longer than you are comfortable with.
Dude, you were so belligerently drunk last night you were throwing cannolis at the dinner party.
I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.
I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
I got so Cannoli Drunk at the concert that I thought the hot dogs afterwards were delightful.
I had enough beers to be so Cannoli Drunk that I passed out on a picnic table at the local hillbilly raceway.
by Beerisgood May 8, 2015
Get the Cannoli Drunk mug.That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.
I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.
by LKMKLK December 12, 2012
Get the First Drunk mug.When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.
by BFG12 June 11, 2010
Get the $500 Drunk mug.The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
by pinkibis1 January 7, 2012
Get the Porch Drunk mug.The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.
by ODBHB April 8, 2009
Get the Spanking Drunk mug.The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010
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