First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.
I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.
by LKMKLK June 05, 2012
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Drunk-thirty

The time of night when bars/clubs close and people try to drive home after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Good luck trying to get a cab in the city at Drunk-thirty. The lines are always busy.

I always get nervous driving during drunk-thirty, people are swerving all over the place.
by PDE-aka kev2roc November 25, 2012
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protest drunk

When you have to do something you don't want to do so you fully commit to hating it and get very drunk in protest, generally to blackout levels.
"Yeah, he made me watch a movie I didn't want to and after the first scene I knew I was gonna get protest drunk."
-Audrey
by Barnburner3 June 30, 2017
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Drunk Cute

How to describe someone who has the potential to be attractive, but only after a drink or two...or five
Steve: "Hey man; what do you think of that girl in the next row?"
Bill: "I don't know...I guess she's drunk cute."
Steve: "Yeah. I could see me trying to pick her up after a couple."
Bill: "Word; after a few Jack Daniels I'd definetly try to get her home."
by TriHollywood November 09, 2012
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to grab a drunk

to get completelly wasted to the point of no recolection of the night
"What are we going do tonight?"
"We are going to grab a drunk, Karen!"

"What happend why are u tired?"
"Oh, I grabbed a drunk last night."
by propuh November 09, 2019
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Squintzy Drunk

The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
God damn Chad went and got squintzy drunk last night and made out with some dude!
by Winnie11233 February 03, 2010
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Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.
Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!
by ODBHB April 09, 2009
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