ditchy magoo

Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.

Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream

I was supposed to hang out with Jean tonight, but that ditchy magoo couldn't even find the place.

by Ditch Master Flex July 2, 2009

ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.

There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.

by PlayPinballRecords November 16, 2009

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Detch

A universal word, the meaning of which is entirely dependent on the inflection used in its delivery.

First known use was in replacement of the word "yes" in reference to a stuffed hippo ("Is that your hippo?" "Detch!")

"Detch, look at that tee shot!"
(This works regardless of how the tee shot went, as long as the inflection is suitable to the emotion being communicated.)

Note: In Midwestern dialect, "detch" can also be combined with "monkeys", as in "That was detch monkeys awesome!"

by Point7Q July 30, 2010

ditch

a cigarette, partially smoked and extinguished; saved to be re-lit and smoked later.

Yo, i've got a ditch in my pocket from last night, let's smoke it.

by ranyi December 25, 2008

Doach

Marijuana.

Yo, let's go smoke some doach behind that dumpster.

by UnderTheInfluence420 May 23, 2011

Mitch it and ditch it

when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.

Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it

by The Man of the Hour33333 November 25, 2010