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dork

Dork is a derogatory term for someone with few social skills, usually interested in nerdy activities and immediately makes a poor impression through their lack of social aptitude.

NOT a nerd, though one can be a dork and a nerd. A dork would be a nerd who is immediately and obviously not a social person.

NOT a geek, who enjoys the same activies as a nerd but posseses standard or above social skills. Geek and dork are mutally exclusive.
"Look at that guy with the braces and the laptop. He's such a dork." -Prep

"I could tell before I talked to him, that guy was seriously DORK." -Someone observant

"Even the geeks won't socialise with that dork, he's so laaame" -Typical Chavette
by Danny Moules December 28, 2005
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Denver Doorknob

The sexual act of loosening someone's asshole, then right before an orgasm or during an orgasm you fist the anus pulling out cum, feces, or stimulate the insides. While inside one can rotate their fingers if they wish.
Ex.1
Christine: Oh yeah, I'm cumming
(Jon sticks his all his fingers in Christine's butt and started to rotate them)
Christine: AHHHHH
Ex.2
Chad: Oh yeah deeper, Chris, Deeper!
Chris: You like that huh you like that?
Chad: ooooh yeah ah
(Chris sticks 3 fingers into Chad's anus, spreads them and stimulate his prostate)
(Chad Cums)
Chad: Okay baby, your turn, Denver Doorknob!
Chris: DAMNIT CHAD, YOU FROSTED ME AGAIN
by chaosfiend February 7, 2009
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Derka Derka

Phrase

Originally used as a bridgepoint term between the terrorist puppets and the increasingly hilarious Team of the Americas, \'Derka Derka\' has since transcended such lowly usage.

Nowadays, it is not uncommon to hear the phrase in relation to a missed quotation. Such as \"She said, \'Derka Derka\' and then left.\" It can also be used in conjunction with the equaling transcendent term, \'Gagahgagahgahga,\' which, in and of itself, is related to the drunkeness associated with severe exhaustion.

Ideally, Derka Derka can be used in any situation.
\"Derka Derka, Gagahgagahgahga\" (when sleepy and trying to express that notion)

\"So she said, in a manly voice, \'Kris, I want some food. Derka Derka.\' and left him to his task.\"
by Justin Marx April 26, 2005
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Derkastan

word used to describe any middle eastern country. normally used by hicks and ignorant people who forget the name of a country in the middle east and replace is it with derkastan.
hick: yeah i was in Derkastan, dem derka derks was all shootin at me and what-not but i kept my cool.
by meat sammich October 14, 2008
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DoorKnobing

2 girls in 69 position and the guy is under the bottom girl Pleasuring her asshole
Jonhery, Irean, and Nilda were fucking in the DoorKnobing postoin.
by A team September 24, 2006
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Karate Dork

Dorky kid who does karate. Is also applied sometimes to anyone who does karate since the martial art became uncool in the 1990s, and the status it once held in the 1970s and 1980s has been taken by jiu-jitsu and muai-thai. This is why doing karate is something you don't brag about unless you are a dork or old.
Lenny: I take karate courses. I'm a red belt.

Alexa: Karate dork, karate dork, karate dork! You're a karate dork!
by Lupara2012 August 1, 2012
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Dork

by Whaleblower96 July 25, 2009
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