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Frat Dicking

A form of time wasting, generally done on sunny, warm afternoons in front of fraternities. Loud music from large speakers, commonly called "frat blasters", is commonplace, along with frisbee and football.

During this time, fraternity brothers make a point of using "bro" language, calling each other Bro, referring to things as "brotastic", etc. T-shirts are scarce during Frat Dicking, unless it is a cut-off or muscle shirt. Flip flops and shorts are also common apparel.

The point of Frat Dicking is to "bro out", represent your fraternity, try and show off for passing women, get tan, and improve on frat skills such as, but not limited to, frisbee. Frat Dick can also refer to someone who participates in Frat Dicking.

Frat Dicking is commonly judged on quality based on sports participation, number of shirtless muscular bros, number of women joining in on the activites (especially attractive ones in bikinis), and time the frat dicking began and ended with full participation.
Ex.1: "Dude we were frat dicking so hard, what a good way to spend a sunny day."

Ex.2: "Hey what are you up to today?"
"Just gonna frat dick all day at the house, you should stop by and throw some disc!"

Ex. 3: "Look at all those frat dicks out there just wasting time in the front lawn."
Frat Dicking by StensDaddy March 8, 2010
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deer dicking 

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.
Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!
deer dicking by Marco Porno January 13, 2009
1- roleplaying
2- any activity generally classified as uncool or dorky
3- engaging in any activity for which one might be considered a dork
We're gonna be DORKING over a Steve's house friday night. You in?

Yeah, I'd love to get out to a club tonight, but my boyfriend is busy DORKING with his stupid friends.
Dorking by IRONSWORD1 November 24, 2004

dicking around 

dicking around is one i've heard many times before. the most common defenition would be: messing around, wasting time, or goofing off.
dude we are going to be late! stop dicking around!
dicking around by Felicia October 30, 2003

ducking the rope 

The act of going outside a ski resort boundry or closed area. Ducking a rope often results in the loss of one's skiing or snowboarding privlages and in many states and provinces is punishable by law.
If I catch you ducking the rope again, I'm going to have to pull your ski pass.

dicking around 

mocking around; a term used when someone's doing something unproductive
dicking around by liz October 30, 2003

Cheese-Dicking 

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.
A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!