Diego Martir

Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?

Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER

TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."

by Diego.lover November 14, 2019

Diego

A dumb bitch with a small dick who sucks at sex, has brown hair, and only brushes his teeth once a day.

Damn diego you live like this?
God you’re such a diego.

by Pinoofy November 16, 2019

Diego

Diego is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... He may be shy at times, but once you get to know him he is super friendly and is incredibly funny. He always knows how to make people smile when they are feeling down. It is very uncommon to see him without a jacket on... no matter how hot it is out. He is also veryyyy clumsy and spills everything... If you are friends with a Diego... you super lucky.

“Hey...that kid is sitting alone...”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
———————-
“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”

by Human1245 November 19, 2019

Diego

Your not safe if you even have contact with this thing, his gayness is to powerful, it’s like that one meme of the go thrusting his waste to a girl and the girl gets pregnant except it’s not a girl, it’s a guy

Diego’s mom:DIEGO STOP BEING SO GAY
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys

by Diego The gay the 1 November 25, 2019

Diego

Diego is a funny person who can make everyone laugh, he’s extremely outgoing and he can be serious when he needs to be, he’s a softie inside and is sensitive. He always make dirty minded jokes and it’s hilarious he can make you laugh whenever you need him to. You don’t want to lose him because he is your life in a way, you live him to death and you never want to lose him. Though he may not notice you, you will still always love him. Diego’s tend to be often extremely romantic and amazing.. you really want him but he won’t notice you as he’s busy playing soccer and sports, he has a ton of best friends for good reasons and you really need him..

Alex: is it true you and Diego are finally dating!!

Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!

by Hewwo:) April 5, 2019

Diego Oregon

Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it

He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)

Whao who is that stupid Kid.Diego Oregon

by Follow Diego is crack head on April 9, 2019

Diego

Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.

Diego come fuck me in the ass oh wait nevermind

by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019