High School Drunk

When people who have started real lives with carrers and such decide to get extremely intoxicated.

Bob the wife is out of town and she brought the kids lets go out and get High School drunk

by Jeffy Mac April 25, 2007

drunk sex

drunk sex is when the people having sex and they are drunk and have absolutley no idea what they are doing. Also, they don't remember what happened when they wake up or when the finally become sober. It is also the best type of sex, most people say.

guy: Babe, i didnt know...i was drunk
girl: why did you have to go have drunk sex with some slut? We could've just had memorable sex with eachother? :(

by Gabbie<333 February 25, 2010

drunk facebooking

In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.

Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.

by dribbledrool February 7, 2009

drunk shaming

An entertaining activity whose purpose is to humiliate the victim for being the out-of-control drunkard that he/she is. The victim must be a person who has passed out drunk with his/her shoes still on. This person is fair game for many types of "shaming", such as being written on with Sharpies, being duct-taped, and having a bunch of shit piled on top of him/her. This has become a common practice in colleges throughout America.

Joe woke up just in time for his big job interview with a raging headache and the taste of alcohol lingering in his mouth. As he came to he realized he had been a victim of some serious drunk shaming. He found himself under a pile of all of his clothes, his TV, his computer, his bike, about 100 beer bottles, and his two cats. He managed to get the Sharpie drawings off his face, but he missed the big drawing of a cock and balls on the back of his neck. Unfortunately, his boss didn't.

by Nick D July 12, 2004

drunken hug fiend

The term for being drunk to the point of excessive hugging for no particular reason. This person is mainly a happy drunk and not too be confused with drunk slut for this person could be either male or female and random hugging is strictly the act of intoxication.

Kimmy: OMG I haven't seen you since this afternooon !!! *gives big hug*

Kimmy: OMG we have never talked before but i reconize you from school!! * big hugs*

Luke: wow kimmys such a happy drunk, classic drunken hug fiend. HA

by Obtigong January 23, 2009

Drunk Dial N' Wail

The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.

Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.

"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"

"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"

by calihog July 31, 2009

drunken hurricanes

Two females of small stature in the proffession of life saving that, when intoxicated, ruin the lives of the public population. Drunken hurricanes are known to achieve the ultimate state of drunkness and run rampant through the downtown area of Colorado Springs. These said drunken hurricanes have been known to break inanimate objects and cause injury to otherwise healthy people. These hurricanes wreck house, and prior to anyones knowledge, disappear to the next bar.

Dude, where did Michelle and Lacey go?! They broke a bunch of shit, bruised my sternum, and bit my nipple! They showed up... wrecked house.... then left! They were like effin drunken hurricanes!!!!

by japirish December 29, 2009