deviantart

An online "art" community, although there may be a handful of people on it with real talent, it is mostly a showcase for people's sad anime drawings, bad B&W photos, and other nonart. Populated mostly by people who think that taking a drawing class in highschool makes them an artist, and that their trite images are anything more than glorified napoleon dynamite doodles.

Good news. Absolutely every shitty sketch and dumb wallpaper anyone has ever made is now considered art.

Most of the people wouldn't know real art if it smacked them upside the face

by Alex B. July 18, 2005

Jersey Devil

An old legend that dates back to colonial times about a woman who gave birth to some kind of demonic creature. This creature was supposedly born in what is now Atlantic County, New Jersey, in a forest known as the Pine Barrens. To this day, the Pine Barrens still covers much of South Jersey, and over the years, a veriety of tales have been told about sitings of the Jersey Devil. Of course, most of these sitings were reported by good old folks who lived on the backroads, a.k.a. pineys, and of course there were never any other whitnesses. New Jersey's NHL team was named after this legend.

"You're never gonna belive this, Jim, but I saw the Jersey Devil last night. It was about 3am, I just left the Blue Marlin, I was drivin down Pitney Road, an there were these glowing red eyes comin out of the fuckin woods. It was this shadowy figure and it ran accross the road right in front of my truck and back into the woods. I swear on my life it was the fuckin Jersey Devil."

"Oh yeah? How many drinks did you have at the Marlin?"

by Mr. Ferrari July 25, 2009

Devil Sandwich

Sandwich made by the ex fiance of your current significant other. Often thrown together in an disorderly manner. This meal becomes tainted with the Devil's wrath. The Devil's Sandwich occurs when you unexpectedly stumble upon the workplace of your significant others ex.

Significant Other #1: "Babe, guess who made my dinner tonight..."

Significant Other #2: "Who...?"

Significant Other #1: "Your ex bitch...she works at Subway...I had a Devil Sandwich for dinner...FML"

by StorminMorman June 24, 2009

marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006

Desiigner

The most recent coming of Jesus. Bringer of the lit jam Panda .

Nigga 1: you know that song that goes "panda panda panda panda"

Nigga 2: yeah that shits dope Desiigner made that

by Niggles the GOAT May 15, 2016

The Devil's Ennema

Noun: An ancient & ritualistic sexual position, first practised by the Jhahabbi monks of Tasmania, Australia and Newfoundland, Canada, wherein during the course of anal sex (male-to-female in the "doggy-style" position), the male releases the totality of his over-filled bladder into the anal cavity of the female; the resulting pressure causing the excess urine to be expelled around the base of the member, while still inserted. This position is best used when the female's undergarments are still around the knees or higher, as to cause the highest chance of said undergarments being soaked the the resulting discharge.

N.B Uttering the term "the Devil's Enema" may result in thunderclaps, lightning flashes, and the sound of wolves howling in the distance.

"That skank in the bar was so hammered, I took her into the gents and gave her The Devil's Ennema without her even noticing that her pants were soaked in my piss. Can you smell that shit?"

by Mike and Tom's School of Evil May 6, 2008

Blue Eyed Devil

White People

White People Blue Eyed Devil

by Crackah Hater November 23, 2011