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Mark David Chapman

The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!
by ReverendSaintReverend July 7, 2009
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David

Some with a beautiful heart, strong will, tough as nails but super sweet. Has a huge dick, enjoys the finer things in life. Has a bad boy attitude. Moody like a time bomb ready to go off.
David is going to kick your ass right after we have sex.
by \ss/ February 3, 2010
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David and Ashley

Perfection.... Soulmates... Twinflames who are meant to be and will always be. Sexy... Electric. Magnetic. .
I wish I could have a David and Ashley Relationship.
by #oneluckygirl💖 January 13, 2017
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Where's David Day!

Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.
Where's David Day! only happens once a year.
by Cody James Baker August 1, 2011
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david

David and goliath any david will always come out ahead david never losses david is a great name
david beat the rest of them in the tournament
by mikielch December 15, 2008
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Pete Davidson

"id let pete davidson and john mulaney to eiffel tower me"
by petesdavidson February 9, 2021
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David Archuleta

1.the runner up for american idol season 8 he lost 2 david cook. 2.an amaing singer that can also play the piano 3. b4 he auditioned he had a voice paralisis4. he is very hot and every girl including paula abdul has a crush on him and he knos it!!
person1: i wanted david archuleta to win this year
person2:ya he waz good at least he is still friends wit david c!!!
person1: ya he waz amazing 2
by iuiuuyfhkdfiugdkjsjuity August 19, 2008
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