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Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.
Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

Daniel-san 

A nickname parents give their child after watching Karate Kid too many times in a row. Often times, these type of parents will also call the child Grasshopper.
Parent #1: Hey that movie was great wasn't it? I like the first one the best though.

Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!

Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.

Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!

Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?

Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
Daniel-san by DarkWolf August 25, 2006

Daniel Radcliffe 

incredibly hot guy who is the star of the Harry Potter movies.
Daniel Radcliffe won a Relly award from Regis and Kelly.
Daniel Radcliffe by Caitlin July 16, 2008

Dirty Daniel 

The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"

Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"

Person 3: "Yup."
Dirty Daniel by scarred27 December 9, 2009

danielis 

she the greatest loving person you will ever meet!! she is so outgoing/ she is hot and sexy and can pull any man that comes her way.
damm that girl is such a danielis!! i love it

danielle 

a girl who is simply amazing she may have her flaws on the outside but makes up for it with her great personality.
jordon: i simply love danielle.
person b: who couldn't.
danielle by jmarsh0727 May 15, 2011