Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019
Get the Depression trailmug. 1.) The lowered overall fitness of a population due to reproduction between closely related individuals, thereby lowering heterozygosity in the population and allowing deleterious alleles to be expressed.
2.) The crushing guilt that follows fucking your sister.
2.) The crushing guilt that follows fucking your sister.
by SimpHawk September 20, 2018
Get the Inbreeding depressionmug. The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.
Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."
by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022
Get the Shlappy Depressantsmug. When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?
Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022
Get the Grindr Depressionmug. When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it
It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here
It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here
by Brace face December 27, 2020
Get the Depression episodemug. The feeling that plagues art students when they realize all the work they have ever done is postmodern and not as awesomely original as they first thought. They may find themselves thinking, "How can I do something that's not postmodern?" Which is sadly the most postmodern move they could make because postmodernism is a critique of previous art movements and or cultural phenomena.
girl 1: aw man I just realized the dress I decorated with smiley faces from those plastic bags I collected is sooo postmodern.
girl 2: Yeah analyzing the facial differences of the smiley faces found of a common place consumer product is pretty postmodern I would say
girl 1: what do I do to not be postmodern then?
girl 2: Sadly there is nothing you can do. But on the bright side at least your not a hipster who is oblivious to how postmodern all their unoriginal art is. Don't get into postmodern depression now cheer up!
girl 1: Postmodernism sucks man but I love it at the same time :(
girl 2: Yeah analyzing the facial differences of the smiley faces found of a common place consumer product is pretty postmodern I would say
girl 1: what do I do to not be postmodern then?
girl 2: Sadly there is nothing you can do. But on the bright side at least your not a hipster who is oblivious to how postmodern all their unoriginal art is. Don't get into postmodern depression now cheer up!
girl 1: Postmodernism sucks man but I love it at the same time :(
by dangercat June 25, 2010
Get the postmodern depressionmug. The act of procrastinating on Facebook by not doing ones homework until homeroom the next day and resulting in lower grades.
Sammi Jo:" Ive got so much homework!"
Emily:"Me too, but i have Homework-Depression!"
Sammi Jo: "Hey! Not a bad idea!"
Emily:"Me too, but i have Homework-Depression!"
Sammi Jo: "Hey! Not a bad idea!"
by Wigglepoo February 26, 2010
Get the Homework-Depressionmug.