Crystal

Crystal is a funny, calm girl. She probably is dating Malakai, and likes stuffed white bears named Puffy. She loves sports, especially softball.

"Crystal is like in love with Mal!"
"Where is Crystal??"

by JayBird-Jamie March 30, 2022

Ana Rodriguez, Bler , Crystal Laureano

Ana Rodriguez, Bler <sweden>, Crystal Laureano

Ana Rodriguez, Bler <sweden>, Crystal Laureano

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

crystal kalaxian

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

crystal chen

Crystal Chen is a girl who is extremely down bad and probably a stalker on the low. Crystal Chen is always shaking of fear of being cancelled and gets her phone taken away at 10pm.

Crystal Chen is getting her phone taken away by Kelly Chen

by leeheeseung November 21, 2021

Crystal Queer

When you are crystal clear about being gay.

Logan: Do do you want to date jack?

Carlee: No I’m gay.

Logan: Are you sure?

Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.

by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019

Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal

Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.

by Big schlong No March 28, 2021

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019