Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.

Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.

by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014

Cop a bake

To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.

I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.

by ferret June 25, 2009

Medieval Cop

Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods

Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!

The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!

by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021

kink cop

A cop who receives sexual pleasure from others kinks

Kinky winky stinky is such a fucking kink cop!

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Cop Thoses

Cop thoses mean to get something but something steal something take something

"You bro I'm going to need for you to cop thoses hyper jade jordans but get 2pairs

by SavageGirl123456 July 9, 2016

Shadow Cops

Shadow Cops refer to police vehicles where the police lettering on the vehicles are hard to see but are still present. The lettering is actually easier to see when it is parked in the shadow of a building or out of the glare of the sun.

Shadow Cops, Shadow-Cops,

by bacevedo956 June 16, 2017

cop-catcher

The first car in a group of speeding cars. The cop-catcher is the first one to hit the cop's radar at a speed-trap and usually the only one to get a ticket.

Instead of doing 70 in a 65, I can now safely go 80 since this idiot cop-catcher is doing 100!

by CauselessEffect November 25, 2013