Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”

Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017

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Cod Mod 3

Abbreviation for the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3"

Guy #1: Dude, you want to play Cod Mod 3?"

Guy #2: Huh?

Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?

by TriumphantUnderdog July 10, 2012

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Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017

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Cod

Refers to a gay person, usually female who is attracted to the same sex but is willing to sleep with the opposite sex because they are desperate rather than being bisexual.

She's a nasty cod

by Hanzhong March 26, 2018

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Cod

Cod is the common name for the demersal fish genus Gadus, belonging to the family Gadidae.
and i think it is uhm mobile game idkkk im not a gamer or so, people call me boomer too, what does that mean??

I love eating Cod
how can you eat a mobile game?????
I mean the fucking fish moreon
oh sorry

by COCPLAYER December 16, 2021

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