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Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about
Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
by TheMocker January 16, 2025
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shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.
Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.
by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011
mugGet the shit coatmug.

fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.
hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”
by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021
mugGet the fusion coatedmug.

new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!
New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!
by tookypants February 9, 2010
mugGet the new coatmug.

Coat

Coat is the best
by Zen Gaming April 18, 2020
mugGet the Coatmug.

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”
omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat
by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023
mugGet the Water proof coatmug.

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