white coat ceremony

before you start med school you have a ceremony to get your first white coat

hey dude are you coming to my white coat ceremony?

by water.melon.mint March 21, 2022

coat rack

when a dude holds a girls stuff knowing that they dont like them

stop being a coat rack u simp

by vayjon February 11, 2020

Coating the bro

Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.

Dude, Josh is asleep. That means it’s time for coating the bro

by RedLion6599 December 7, 2022

Coat

The Best Critical Ops Player ever.

Coat is the best

by Zen Gaming April 18, 2020

new coat

What your roommate exclaims when she notices that you've neglected to remove the store tags from the sleeve of your new birthday present!

New coat?

Hey, I like your new coat!

by tookypants February 9, 2010

Hypothetical Coat

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.

After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"

by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

Water proof coat

you are so cool and snazzy some may say you are a “water proof coat”

omg did you see — she is such a water proof coat

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023