Closet Ostrich

Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".

"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."

by treesofgreen October 29, 2017

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018

close pals

Close friends, simply.

David Walliams and Simon Cowell are close pals

by Lehkonen April 24, 2018

closet kink

A shy yet kinky person that is ready to get bent over at moments notice.(but on the DL)

Damn Sammy is a real closet kink bro

by Gg the tree October 2, 2018

Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.

Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.

by Theman123 April 27, 2019

clorse

Clover Ebi but as a horse

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Brainrot over RWBY volume 8 has taken over RWBY Twitter and now VRV has kept the thumbnail for the next episode in their grasps two weeks in a row now, everyone has become Clorse - RWBYtwt may not see daylight. This infection is chaos. Please VRV send help we can’t survive like this.

Have you seen all the Clorse pfp’s liking my tweets? Vrv has withheld the thumbnail again!

by not_bobo March 12, 2021

Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit

Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!

by Flore_M September 22, 2021