christopher vasallo

The Owner of Haiti

So he’s the new Christopher Vasallo

by Chis Vaseline October 28, 2019

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Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020

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Christopher

He is That Dude who Looks at the weird shit Torben does and Starts laughing

Person 1: Why is Torben at the pricipals Office?
Person 2: idk m8, i guess he just took a shit in the Bus
Christopher: Lmao

by Theboiwhonotgay October 29, 2020

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Christopher :)

He likes his mom and dad. He also likes APG.

Christopher :) is cool!

by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

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christopher :)

He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$

christopher :) is big.

by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

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Christ-bearer, the one person who can bring your spirit up when you are down. He is tall and strong. You can talk to him and never get bored of it. They are funny, smart, and everything else you could ask for. If you find a Christopher keep them close and never let them go.

Person1: Hey have you seen Christopher
Person2: Ya how could I not he is in the gym doing 400 on bench-press

by The_1_true_MEATBALL December 26, 2020

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