A chode is indeed a penis that it as wide as it is long, or wider even still. Often looks similar to a tin of tuna or an enlarged (not in all cases) clitoris.
"A Chode does exist Jonathan, I have one myself and can show you if you so wish. Your mother loved it, she likes the width"... the answer was "Thanks for the offer... but no"
by Jonnyboy August 1, 2005
Get the Chodemug. The chode is the area between your penis, and your ballsack. Its also called Taint, Grundle, or... CHODE! The chode is also the area in which the body creates "Monkey Nut" butter. This area is extra sensive and should be nibbled upon, gently.
I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn.
by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003
Get the Chodemug. by IsishdbhdjsjISOPOD June 11, 2018
Get the chodedmug. by efaaaaaaa April 22, 2011
Get the To Chodemug. Girl: The sex was so bad !
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode
Other girl: I told you he had Ian's dick in there¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Girl: Yeah it was a TOTAL chode
by ThothOfTheStreets099 August 21, 2017
Get the Chodemug. Used to describe men who go to bars and talk to other men, not because they are gay, but because they are either too old or dont have the guts to go and try to pick up and meet new women. So instead they clump together (usually in pairs which is creepy already) and talk about their chodely lives whilst clinging onto a beer to make them seem less like a complete loser.
Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"
Can be flexibly used in words such as "chode-like" or "chode-ness"
I went to this bar in Hong Kong and there were all these chodely guys sitting together while women walked and danced around them.
by ntitty January 15, 2008
Get the chodelymug. by Thunderdouche May 21, 2015
Get the Chodemug.