chode
chode by ace1greene December 27, 2007
CHODE
A chode is a man's penis that is NASTY!!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!
Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.
uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!
Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.
uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!
dude: "Omg i heard Andrew B had an UNCIRCUMSIZED CHODE!!!!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"
CHODE by Andrew_B_is_short_and_stubby April 23, 2008
chode
chode by Will Grinter May 18, 2005
Chode
chode
a chode is someone who is very impatient and stingy.. especially regarding anything concerning alcohol and/or drugs. hobies include (but are not limited to): spending the night in detox, getting arrested at house parties in boulder, getting arrested at shows for trying to sneak in having already bought a ticket, always bumming cigarettes off people, constantly getting locked out of her room and consequently having to sleep outside, passing out on main streets in boulder, trying to save up for a 420 fund but is forced to spend all the earned money to pay for m.i.p.'s and detox bills, hooking up with guys who may be missing some teeth....
chode by MOLDY TURD April 8, 2010
Chode
But I only have a chode