Chicken Blanket

When you shave your balls and then stretch the skin up and over, covering your penis. This maneuver gets its name because it looks like a raw piece of chicken and covers the penis like a blanket. Usually shown as a prank because of its ugly nature. Can also be used during sex.

"This chick was about to go down on me, but I pulled the Chicken Blanket on her. It was funny but then she wouldn't blow me."

"Jimmy ate the last pop tart so I showed him the Chicken Blanket!"

by knifehands September 17, 2013

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Chicken Wank

The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.

I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!

by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014

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Chicken Boi

A man who is very skilled in taking care of chickens.

The Chicken Boi could raise fifty chickens and keep them alive for 20 years.

by grangle mcSUCC November 29, 2016

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Chicken Cheesecake

A chicken parmigiana.

Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.

by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021

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Chicken Chips

The most tasty thing ever

Person 1: What's your favourite food?
Person 2: That's a silly question, it's chicken chips!

by georgio798 December 9, 2019

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Peeking Chicken

Pronounced like the chinese dish Peking duck, the Peeking Chicken occurs when the male genitalia, or penis, flops out of one's pants, i.e., through the fly or other such aperture. Such occurences can result in either embarassing or comedic effects.

Male 1: Um... Excuse me, sir, but... It has come to my attention that your manhood is clearly and obtrusively visible, as it is protruding from your trousers.

Male 2: Oh dear! (hastily tucks weiner back into pants) The scourge of Peeking Chicken has struck once more...

by senator phogbound January 7, 2012

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