Pat: oh look it's those girls who give carrots, can i have a blowjob
Laura: Ok
Girl who eat carrots : Lets all fuck Pat
Girls who eat carrots are girls who give blowjobs
Laura: Ok
Girl who eat carrots : Lets all fuck Pat
Girls who eat carrots are girls who give blowjobs
by username420 December 01, 2020
by jamesdondero October 27, 2008
by Anon3475 January 01, 2021
Carrots are delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
This practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are the kind of girls who eat carrots, if you know what I mean.
by Hellnose March 13, 2021
used instead of the phrases
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2012
by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009
by Brozinga2 April 03, 2021