Junie Cakes

To ask another prison to use their asshole to import/export contraband items

Big, bad prison guy: to, can I get your junie cakes?

Unexpecteding prison noob: sure!
Big,bad prison guy: alright then, I gotta go, I'll be back for those junie cakes

by DCoronaDude June 18, 2017

Cape Cod Gillotine

When you fuck a chick in the ass (preferebly a butterface or an ugly chick? and then cut off her head to hide the evidence...excellent if you dont want anyone to know you fucked an ugly

Fred- "ah man i saw this chick at the bar and she had a kick ass body but i later found she was a butterface so i pulled a cape cod gillotine and nobody knew"

Frank-"wow dude i never woulda known if you didnt tell me just now"

by LynchAn1gga August 6, 2009

Capello

A system of football management that whilst playing in the 21st century, insists on a line-up from the 1980's

No worries guys, we have a capello line-up, we will only loose by 3 goals....and the upside....I still get paid no matter the result....(see bankers bonuses)

by Vic Wintergreen June 30, 2010

capehart

An awesome name very rare but if it is your name you are in luck the name means very good looking and has a big heart also it means you have lots of friends and that you are the life of the party but you don't like to drink and you don't go crazy you are very witty never shy always outgoing and has a great personality!You can always comfort a freind and make great grades in school or you do great at your job you can do or be anything you want and are beautiful inside and out! People love you and never want you to change!

Person 1:who is that they know how to party!

Person 2: oh that's Capehart he/she is awesome, cute, and has a huge heart!
Person 1: I think I'm gonna go ask her/him out! Be right back!

by Dancer816 December 1, 2013

Cape may county

A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.

Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?

Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.

Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.

by gwyxyjndijebx September 1, 2017

chicken caesar wrap

extremely delicious food item usually sold in cafeterias and markets

made out of grilled chicken, lettuce, caesar dressing, and/or tomatoes

Friend 1: What are you gettin'?

Friend 2: A chicken caesar wrap.

Friend 1: Dude, that stuff is the shit!

by M.J Smith May 2, 2009

Fabio Capello

1. An Italian football (soccer) manager which the England National Football Team hired to manage/coach the squad.

2. Can't speak English. At all. Max 100 words.

3. No player is willing to purchase Rosetta Stone for him.

4. When he is done incoherently rambling, Frank Lampard usually takes the squad out and tries his best to coach them. Then they go out for beer and leave Rooney behind because nobody likes Rooney.

Fabio Capello: Ehhhh........ Ehhhhhh.......... you Ehhhh.......... you kick de ehhhh.... Ball? Ehh.......... into .......Goal.

Frank Lampard: Alright, none of us understood what he said, so I'll try me best to manage the squad. Uhh.. let's scrimmage, play a 3-4-3 with this group and ehh.. 4-3-3 over here. Go.

John Terry: Or..... we could go to the pub grab some beers heh lads?

Lampsy: Sounds good to me.

Wayne Rooney: Can I come, lads?

Lampsy & JT: No. Nobody cares for you.

Wayne: *goes to cry in corner*

by RetroGamesAreBetter November 14, 2011