basic bro

- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not

Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."

bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."

by ScifiDeath February 17, 2015

bro and tell

When a bro has an extreme night and wants to tell his boys about it the next day.

Dude, Joe i have some awesome bro and tell for you from last night!

by lumberjack44 October 15, 2007

Hey bro

A greeting from to bros

“Hey bro” said Harry to Michael

by Water_sheep August 21, 2019

Murder of bros

A group of bros walking in formation. Generally formed by athletes but not necessarily. A murder of bros consists of four or more bros walking together.

Person 1 "Ah shit man, did you see that murder of bros earlier?"

Person 2 "Yeah man. They always seem to move in packs"

by BishopChase April 21, 2011

Bro Streak

The act of a girl having intercourse with a set number of Fraternity members either at once or in a row. These include:
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers

Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.

Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.

These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory

Cindy: I got a Bro Streak of Triple Bro last night.
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.

Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!

by Eazy1 December 8, 2010

bro-bono

As in "pro-bono"; doing work for a bro for little or no cost.

My friends are all broke so I work on their computers bro-bono

by maxfactor March 17, 2015

Camel-bros

A group that shares the sight of a epic camel-toe.

When chris notice the epic camel-toe across the room, he then shared it with Ian and Miguel so they could become Camel-bros.

by Stevenfrenchy April 16, 2019