Chef Brian "ahh correspondence. the kittens of my bone marrow are pleased. Inside we hope for snails or the shattered dreams of dinner rolls."
by THIS IS SPAR-TA' February 9, 2010
Get the Chef Brianmug. Brian Hutchins was Lorelai Gilmore's first boyfriend on the show Gilmore Girls. He asked her to "go steady" in the library one day in seventh grade and she never heard back from him until three years later when he showed up to prom with another girl.
A Brian Hutchins is a total douche who thinks he has a way with the ladies. It is likely that he would refer to his car as the "pussy wagon" and own a Subway tee shirt that says "foot long" and an arrow pointing downwards.
Brian Hutchins routinely thinks he has the idea for the "next big thing". This usually ranges from clothing companies to iPhone apps.
A Brian Hutchins is a total douche who thinks he has a way with the ladies. It is likely that he would refer to his car as the "pussy wagon" and own a Subway tee shirt that says "foot long" and an arrow pointing downwards.
Brian Hutchins routinely thinks he has the idea for the "next big thing". This usually ranges from clothing companies to iPhone apps.
"Did you see his Bruno Mars wife beater? He's a total Brian Hutchins. "
"He blasts Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit in his white Nissan to get with the ladies. He's so Brian Hutchins."
"Brian Hutchins only keeps one pillow on his bed so after she gets the hint she's not spending the night."
"He blasts Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit in his white Nissan to get with the ladies. He's so Brian Hutchins."
"Brian Hutchins only keeps one pillow on his bed so after she gets the hint she's not spending the night."
by Gaurelai November 2, 2013
Get the brian hutchinsmug. by Eagles suck. September 24, 2004
Get the brian murraymug. Two annoying, moronic "radio personalities" based in Los Angeles who are rarely funny, witty or entertaining unless you count sarcasm in laughing at them when they think they are being cool or down with what's in. They are truly aging pathetic douche bags who need to get a life.
Dude #1: Did you hear Mark and Brian this morning?
Dudette: Uh, uh. I was doing something much more enjoyable, poking my ears with a sharp stick and hitting myself in the head with a blunt object.
Dude #2: Are they even still on the radio?
Dudette: Uh, uh. I was doing something much more enjoyable, poking my ears with a sharp stick and hitting myself in the head with a blunt object.
Dude #2: Are they even still on the radio?
by Bobman S December 10, 2008
Get the mark and brianmug. Where you deficate in a rather large persian women's navel, the mash the rolls together makin a poopy mess, then you fuck the navel.
by Brian Bonwa October 24, 2007
Get the The Brian Barrymug. when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party
Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian
by asmithik January 8, 2009
Get the [slick brian]mug. American NASCAR driver with no talent. Wrecks cars on Saturday for Joe Gibbs Racing. Should consider a career change.
by No Talent Brian September 23, 2012
Get the Brian Scottmug.