Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.

Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.

by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019

Vermont breakfast

Intercourse where you use maple syrup in replacement of lube

Did you and chad try a Vermont breakfast last night?

by THE_L0N3R April 2, 2019

The unwanted breakfast

A combination of pancake nipples and runny egg tits.

C/o tonygoodtimes

Yo,that girl Jenny is totally working with the unwanted breakfast.

by Tonygoodtimes January 8, 2018

breakfast afterglow

The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex

John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"

by Romandell October 21, 2017

berlin breakfast

a line of speed. As in amphetamine

after a long night of partying, jane really enjoyed her berlin breakfast.

by davebakerbake April 16, 2017

Breakfast duo

The sexual , yet painful act of cooking scrambled eggs with a friend and rubbing your moist balls on the eggs with your friend until you both ejaculate, blowing your load all over the eggs and proceeding to eat them with your buddy.

This morning was amazing me and colton preformed the breakfast duo, the best way to start the day off right!

by The cup of cum April 17, 2017

stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017