battery

(industrial)
A device to store elecrical energy. consisting of plates and an outer body, with electrolyte inside. There are two main types. starting batteries, and lesure batteries.

The first type offers a large starting current, to turn large starting motors on engines, requiring hundreds of amps. Found usualy in everyday motor vehicles.

The latter is used on remote installations and for leasure activites, where current is used over a long period of time, but at a lower level than starting. the current levels expected can be from 10ma upto 20A depending on situation.

batteries can be seriesed or connected in parralell to gain the correct voltage or current required.

I couldn't start the car, as it had a flat battery.

The battery was very heavy.

by spunky fresh December 28, 2005

even much more better

A LOT better than something or someone. Can be used by anyone, however it is used by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Crew: It's a key?

Jack: No, It is even much more better...It is a drawing of a key.

by DibWhoTalksToHimself January 24, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

Bitter

When a person has had too many disappointments in his/her life and is thus never happy for anyonelse...in fact, he/she would like for everyonelse to be as miserable as him/her.

Jenn: like, omg! I showed Brenda my engagement ring today and she wouldn't even congratulate me.

Heather: like, yea! She's so bitter!

by meowyes August 1, 2008

lady batter

A woman's love juice created during the state of arousal

She got so excited she squirted her lady batter for metres.

by Betty May 13, 2005

Bitter

A working-class white woman who clings to guns and/or religion, smokes a pack of cigarettes every day, voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential primaries, and plans to vote for John McCain out of spite when the general election rolls around.

Kentucky and West Virginia are full of Bitters.

Hey, look at that sour old shotgun-toting Bitter over yonder! What's that, her 10th cigarette break in 2 hours?

by Iacopus June 24, 2008

Bitter Bus

The mode of transportation on which all thing that are bitter in nature ride.

Clever is the Bitter Bus.

Negative Nancies Ride the Bitter Bus.

by Jeff & Kyle September 20, 2008