Boob Meter 

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

Boob Meter by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010

Boob followage 

Following someone on twitter for the sole reason of them having boobs.

I got tons of boob followage today.

Boob followage by Zombette February 11, 2012

Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"

Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.

Boob Scoop by merrrp! September 26, 2014

Boob lube 

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

Boob lube by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

Boob Slap Day 

You Shall Slap Them Titties Til They Go Red. But only once

28th October

Its Boob Slap Day! *slap*

Boob Slap Day by TheDailyDaily October 2, 2020

Boob ball 

Boob ball is when a female’s tit falls off and then boys use it as a soccer ball.

Hey bro do you want to play soccer with Sarah’s boob ball?

Boob ball by Greasy toenail January 19, 2021

Boob Rule 

When one female is present with many males preparing to enter a vehicle, the female gets shotgun due to the presence of boobs. If there is more than one female present then the female with a larger size gets shotgun

Mel: SHOTGUN!
Bruce: sorry bro Anne is here she gets it
Mel: What?Why?
Bruce: Dude Boob Rule, duh

Boob Rule by Gingerdick December 23, 2009