by somali pirate April 8, 2009
Get the bearded moose mug.When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
Get the lincoln's beard mug.When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.
Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014
Get the growing the beard mug.When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008
Get the beard sex mug.Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!
Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011
Get the Handsome Beard mug.the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
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