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bearded moose

He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.
by somali pirate April 8, 2009
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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
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growing the beard

When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.

Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014
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beard sex

When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!
by Calvin Burton April 10, 2008
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Handsome Beard

When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.
Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!

Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011
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beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger
by odiepeyote February 25, 2017
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Dragon's Beard

The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.
"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"
by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017
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