booty bar

strip club. Typically a place where men go when they are feeling desperate for sexual contact

Dude #1 : Hey dudes, my gf isn't giving me any; wanna go to a booty bar and see some hot strippers????

Dude #2: Naw, man. My girlfriend gives it up all the time. I haven't had blue balls in ages!!! And anyway, aren't those places crawling with crabs, blue waffles, and shit???

by gawdertyui November 30, 2010

Color Bars

What Stock Footage instantly turns into when it is discovered.

In the following example Speaker B's failed Stock Footage is revealed to Speaker A to be Color Bars

Speaker B: "... yeah totally... "

Speaker A; "So can you even blame her? After all that it turns out that her cat Snuggles had been been run over by a U-Haul just that morning! "

Speaker B: "... that's awesome ... "

Speaker A: "Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B: "Umm..."

by Sergeant Hoze August 28, 2008

full-bar

To be incredibly enthusiastic about something, almost to the point of sexual arousal. Used if an aquaintance constantly bleats on about a particular person, place or thing. Normally accompanied by the lifting of the arm gesture whilst slightly bent at the elbow

Golly, Tarquin has an absolute full-bar for playing polo on a Sunday

or

I have a full-bar for a sweet sherry today

by Cockles August 24, 2006

bar raping

While playing Dance Dance Revolution, holding on the bar with both hands for a good portion of the song. Looked down apon by some

Damn, he pass MaxX Unlimited without bar-raping

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Monkey bar

Slang term for anyone using easton handle bars on a mountain bike.

here comes world cup superstar Tom 'monkey bar' knight

by Buzz the monkey January 14, 2011

Bar Mitzvah

Coming of age celebration for Jewish children. Not a reason to generalize about an entire religion, or make yourself look like an ass.

Just because you're Wicca doesn't mean you're right.

by GreenJustice May 20, 2005

handle bars

bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.

dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.

by eMMiLee September 22, 2005