dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 19, 2021

keep it in the back

Can be used as an affirmation, agreement or as a salutation. To comment on any situation and expect agreement. It means anything.

"Hey Sam, how's it going?" -- "Keep in the back, yo".

"I went to see this awesome band, and had to leave early, total bummer!" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

"I'm feeling down, I need some help, what's your secret to life?" -- "I just try to keep it in the back as often as I can, yo!"

Origin: "It's really cold, I need to put this hat on" -- "Keep it in the back, yo!"

by turdfest January 30, 2014

Back chebs

When someone is so fat that it looks like their back has “chebs”

“Have you seen how fat that girl is”
“Yeah, she has massive back chebs”

by Joker7227 May 25, 2021

cottage back

A seasonal medical condition that arises on a Monday after or a Friday prior to a nice weekend in the summer in which the reported back pain is directly proportional to the sunniness and temperature outside; results in one’s inability to come to work on the affected Monday or Friday and he/she having a three-day weekend that is likely spent drinking beer on the dock at his/her cottage or cabin while his/her co-workers pick up the slack back at the office.

My co-worker came down with cottage back; it prevented her from coming into work last Friday, and when she came in on Monday, her back was fine, and she also had a tan.

by Mrs. Columbia June 12, 2008

Back Budder

Explosive, runny shits.

Busch Light gives me back budder.

This shitter is absolutely disgusting. Someone blew back budder all over the rim.

I was trotting to the shitter as quickly as I could but I still squeezed some back budder into my skivvies.

by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2018

Back Choke

The act where your sexual partner of choice is on their stomach while reciving a back massage or having sexual intercorse WHILE you cuff your hands around there neck lightly choking them

Kurt likes to back choke Hanna during climax

by Thesexpert March 11, 2014

back to whack

The act of two people sitting back to back while masturbating.

Me and my best friend John wanted to jerk off together but we didn't want to see each other doing it. So we just back to whacked it.

by HeyItsYaBoi June 27, 2017