Awkward Submarine

Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.

Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."

by pseudophilia June 9, 2011

awkward dominic

the act of fisting a girl (that is standing:legs apart) anally and sucking your cum out of her vagina while she is urinating.

"if i wasnt so drunk, i wouldnt have performed an awkward dominic with her

by gerald setricinetlz October 21, 2011

Terminally Awkward

When someone is so awkward it's a legitimate disease.

You are so terminally awkward that being in the same room as you causes physical pain.

by Sangichan October 19, 2011

turtle awkward

the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.

by christina_jessica September 27, 2008

awkward canoe

similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around

"That person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment."

by awesomenessingeneral October 20, 2009

Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

socially awkward

jeremy

when jeremy doesn’t talk to a girl in person because he is socially awkward.

by unicorn101 August 20, 2019