who asked? 

the most unoriginal comeback in the world, but if used creatively, can be the most powerful one

bruh: asks a question out of nowere
broi: who asked?
bruh: THATS THE MOST DUMEST -
broi: but you started it and asked, so you asked, yet no one wants to hear you, so no one asked

who asked? by someone else thats not u March 1, 2021

askey

Generally somebody who has a nose over three quarters the size of their own head.

or

Somebody who sees themselves as the most macho of men but fails to see that they are inferior to most of the human race.

"Dude have you seen the size of that guys nose"
"fuck me hes an askey"

askey by Fluffy Muff 69 April 18, 2007

No one asked 

Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.

Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot

No one asked by Bucko January 13, 2020

Asking Alexandria 

Asking Alexandria are an English Post Hardcore band from York, North Yorkshire, formed in 2008. Founded when rhythm guitarist Ben Bruce contacted old friends after moving back from Dubai, the current line-up consists of Bruce, vocalist Danny Worsnop, lead guitarist Cameron Liddell, bass guitarist Sam Bettley and drummer James Cassells.

In 2009 they released there sophomore album Stand Up And Scream followed be a tour with Madina Lake and Alesana. There very good, still very unknown. My favorite song by them right now is A Single Moment Of Sincerity. Within the first 15 seconds your wrapped up in the screams and the amazing lyrics. They are worth your time to listen too. The bands they best relate to are The Devil Wears Prada and Bring Me The Horizon for there screams/lyrics.

person 1: DUDE! did you get the new asking alexandria album Stand Up And Scream?

person 2: yea its so epic.

one: yea! its like bring me the horizon, the devil wears prada and enter shikari had a baby!

Asking Alexandria by thatchickfromthatconcert. January 1, 2010

Asking for a friend 

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

Asking for a friend by nutella137 July 21, 2020

askhole 

A university student who wastes class time by asking for answers to questions that only he/she doesn't understand; thus annoying the crap out of his/her classmates.

Dude, I can't believe that we're paying to listen to that askhole all friggin class.

askhole by Cpt.Flint September 18, 2005

Askari 

It's basically a person that rules the school that he goes to and all the hos call him slim a pimp named slim

Dayum I heard those girls call him askari he must pull hella hos

Askari by STEELERS FAN 4 lyfe July 12, 2015